so one of my professors was just telling us a story about a time he was helping respond to a rabies outbreak and after taking blood from an animal he dropped the syringe and it went through his glove and stabbed him and now I’m trying to decide what is the best way to show a pokemon screenshot to a professor because I NEED him to see this
FOUND IT. Just so you know I showed him the image and he laughed really hard so it was good.
*drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away*
once in high school i was walking down the hall at a brisk pace wearing dress pants and boxers and my (home made!! with nylon stockings + condoms + gak) packer just fell out of my leg and rolled down the hall a little ways and thankfully the only other person in that hall at that time was mr. hayes, the weird stoner english/philosophy teacher who rode his bike around the halls sometimes, and he literally just looked at me and said “i HATE when it does that” and walked away
action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”
nobody??? didn’t you tell her to make those noises??? aren’t you the one who turned that fire on?? filled that kettle full of water??? you blaming her for what you did to her??
